Good news for today: Weather

It's 108°F outside (42°C for the rest of the planet, which has already made the metric conversion).

Because our humidity is very low (17%), and other factors only explained by a very complex formula I'm not going to track down and reproduce here because nobody wants to see it anyway, it only feels like ...

<drum roll>

107°F

... and the crowd is going mad with joy, ripping their clothes off ...
... because it's still insanely hot.  Joy?
Actually, looking closer, it appears to be heat stroke.